"The other Apples don’t care too much about what ah get up to after work, ‘long as it gets done. They’re just fine with me crashin’ in the barn after a long night, and I do tend tah have ‘em."
"Ah was always a curious colt. And one day Ah stumbled on one of mah Mommas special magazines. Ah was mighty startled at first but… Ah couldn’t help lookin’ again…"